just woke up 2 find jill slid this under my front door
i put it in and it is actually “so yesterday” 17 times over. my friends are really good sometimes
do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money
look at these evil lesbians destroying the sanctity of marriage
you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature
So, Oliver, don’t be scared!
Though yesterday no one cared,
They’re getting your place prepared
Where you want to be.
Keep your dream alive.
Dreaming is still how the strong survive,
Once upon a time in New York City [X]
checking tumblr in public
Today I opened it and what I thought was a pizza love post turned out to be a dick delivery in a mouth post
me when i cum