thisishangingrockcomics:

just woke up 2 find jill slid this under my front door 

i put it in and it is actually “so yesterday” 17 times over. my friends are really good sometimes


(Source: octopussoir-)

braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 


flo-we-rs:

look at these evil lesbians destroying the sanctity of marriage

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tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature


(Source: sizvideos)


So, Oliver, don’t be scared!
Though yesterday no one cared,
They’re getting your place prepared
Where you want to be.
Keep your dream alive.
Dreaming is still how the strong survive,
Once upon a time in New York City [X]


thereal-noah:

What

(Source: shemolaxing)

crossyourfingers-holdyourtoes:

plasticbagvevo:

checking tumblr in public

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Today I opened it and what I thought was a pizza love post turned out to be a dick delivery in a mouth post

saitin:

me when i cum 

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burgertv:

Looking for love? Try this line on anyone, and they will fall in love with you 100% guaranteed

(Source: BURGERTV)